3 posts tagged “hot yoga”
I need to figure out a better way to deal with stress. The following tactics are failing:
1. Drinking coffee. Why would I think this would help?
2. Hot yoga: You can only do this so often, if I tried to raise the office temperature to 100 degrees and started stretching around here I'm pretty sure I would get fired.
3. Tapping my pencil while thinking of other jobs I could get if I get fired. Now that the car industry is taking a downturn I have had to cross "General Motors test driver" off of this list. Which is too bad. Seeing as how I can totally drive, this is the job on my list that I am most qualified for.
4. One of my coworkers likes to log on to cuteoverload.com when she's feeling this way. Sometimes she sends me links to make me feel better and then I get worried that I'm basically looking at animal porn to make myself feel better. What if one day I can't feel better without it.
5. Writing on my blog: Sometimes helps, but more a diversion tactic than anything else.
6. Biting my lips. Satisfying in the moment but ultimately does not help and looks bad which makes me look less cute and therefore, I believe, makes me much more fireable.
The weirdest thing happened Sunday night - I woke up at around 2:30 and heard a noise in my studio apartment that sounded like someone was turning a key in my door. I totally freaked out and ran over to the door but couldn't see anyone out of the peephole and the lock wasn't moving. I figured I must have been hallucinating so I went back to bed - then the same thing happens like 30 minutes later. And it sounds exactly like a key turning in a lock, which, especially since I'm on the ground floor, was super super scary. My first thought was: It's the bugs. I don't know how, but it's the bugs. I'm being haunted by the ghosts of bugs past. In my mind I did a mental tally of how many bugs I have killed since all this began whether by shoe or broom or magazine slapping, or poison... I figured roughly 700 billion. OK, that's totally enough bug ghosts to make a ghost key in lock sound. AND given that these bugs are assholes, it is TOTALLY something they would do....
Wohoo! Good thing I decided to leave for work at 10 am today... I was just about to leave when the UPS guy rang my bell. I've never been so happy to see one of those guys. I'm going away for a wedding this weekend and was worried I would miss the delivery... The UPS guy was in a great mood too. I hate it when you're really excited about a package and then you open the door and the guy basically drop kicks it to you. Not this guy. If this had been a musical we would have started dancing and singing or something. The bugs from my apartment would even have joined in, like the kitchen scene from "The Muppets Take Manhattan."